{"id":1708,"date":"2015-04-21T01:33:26","date_gmt":"2015-04-21T01:33:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/?p=1708"},"modified":"2015-04-21T01:33:26","modified_gmt":"2015-04-21T01:33:26","slug":"morris-goes-to-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/?p=1708","title":{"rendered":"Morris Goes to School"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/IMG_4085.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/IMG_4085-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_4085\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1735\" srcset=\"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/IMG_4085-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/IMG_4085-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/IMG_4085-800x600.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Morris looked at the candy.<br \/>\nHe liked the gumdrops.<br \/>\nHe said, &#8220;Give me some of those.&#8221;<br \/>\nThe man said,<br \/>\n&#8220;They are one for a penny.<br \/>\nHow much money do you have?&#8221;<br \/>\nMorris looked.  He had six pennies.<br \/>\n&#8220;I have four pennies,&#8221; he said.<br \/>\nThe man laughed.  &#8220;You have six!<br \/>\nCan&#8217;t you count?  Don&#8217;t you go to school?&#8221;<br \/>\nMorris asked, &#8220;What is school?&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The rest of the book answers this question, as Morris immediately heads off to school and learns lots of new things.  Perhaps most importantly, by the end of the day he knows how to purchase the right amount of gumdrops.  <\/p>\n<p>Morris takes things very literally, and the resulting misunderstandings (like in the picture above) really tickle my youngest (who is getting ready to start school himself).  This book also presents many opportunities for him to participate in the reading (for example, by counting Morris&#8217; pennies).<\/p>\n<p>Author:  B. Wiseman<br \/>\nIllustrator:  B. Wiseman<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"width: 120px; height: 240px;\" src=\"http:\/\/rcm-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/e\/cm?t=insofadog-20&amp;o=1&amp;p=8&amp;l=as1&amp;asins=B00EJTQAE8&amp;ref=tf_til&amp;fc1=000000&amp;IS2=1&amp;lt1=_blank&amp;m=amazon&amp;lc1=0000FF&amp;bc1=FFFFFF&amp;bg1=FFFFFF&amp;npa=1&amp;f=ifr\" height=\"240\" width=\"320\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Morris looked at the candy. He liked the gumdrops. He said, &#8220;Give me some of those.&#8221; The man said, &#8220;They are one for a penny. How much money do you have?&#8221; Morris looked. He had six pennies. &#8220;I have four &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/?p=1708\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[119,602,40,155,601,342,578],"class_list":["post-1708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-early-readers","tag-animals","tag-b-wiseman","tag-food","tag-i-read-this-as-a-kid","tag-morris-goes-to-school","tag-school","tag-series"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1708"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1708\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1737,"href":"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1708\/revisions\/1737"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}