{"id":379,"date":"2014-01-28T02:27:35","date_gmt":"2014-01-28T02:27:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/?p=379"},"modified":"2015-03-02T01:30:34","modified_gmt":"2015-03-02T01:30:34","slug":"i-will-never-not-ever-eat-a-tomato","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/?p=379","title":{"rendered":"I Will Never Not Ever Eat a Tomato"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Lola was sitting at the table,
\nwaiting for her dinner.
\nAnd she said,
\n“I do not eat
\npeas or carrots or potatoes
\nor mushrooms or spaghetti
\nor eggs
\nor sausages.
\nI do not eat
\ncauliflower or cabbage or baked beans
\nor bananas or oranges.
\nAnd I am not found of
\napples or rice or cheese
\nor fish sticks.
\nAnd
\nI absolutely
\nwill never
\nnot ever
\neat a tomato.”
\n(My sister hates tomatoes.)<\/em><\/p>\n

If this list sounds familiar, this may be just the book for you.\u00a0 With some creativity and a sense of adventure two siblings turn a meal full of forbidden foods into a delicious feast.\u00a0 There are no carrots, peas, fish sticks, mashed potatoes, or tomatoes on the menu (perish the thought!).\u00a0 Instead, orange twiglets, green drops, ocean nibbles, cloud fluff, and moonsquirters rule the day.\u00a0 Perfect for parents who may be looking for a different way to present dinner and kids who are looking for a good laugh.<\/p>\n

Author:\u00a0 Lauren Child
\nIllustrator:\u00a0 Lauren Child<\/p>\n