{"id":822,"date":"2014-05-03T01:50:33","date_gmt":"2014-05-03T01:50:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/?p=822"},"modified":"2025-10-13T03:25:13","modified_gmt":"2025-10-13T03:25:13","slug":"bembelmans-bakery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/?p=822","title":{"rendered":"Bembelman&#8217;s Bakery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/IMG_1925.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/IMG_1925-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_1925\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-815\" srcset=\"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/IMG_1925-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/IMG_1925-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/IMG_1925-800x600.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is the origin story of a (fictional) hugely-popular bakery.  Back in the Old Country, seven children decide to help their mama by baking bread.  Like <em>The Duchess Bakes a Cake<\/em>, things quickly spiral out of control, but the flavor of this book is completely different:<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;This is not just bread,&#8221; he cried.  &#8220;It&#8217;s meat and potatoes!<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s strudel and pie!  It&#8217;s breakfast, lunch, and dinner all at<br \/>\nonce!  It&#8217;s apples and raisins, vodka and noodles, every taste<br \/>\nyou ever wanted to taste, all in each wonderful bite.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I always enjoyed this as a kid and it is now one of my youngest&#8217;s very favorites.  <\/p>\n<p>Caveat:  Corporal punishment clearly is an option for this family, but the reference is fleeting.<\/p>\n<p>Author:  Melinda Green<br \/>\nIllustrator:  Barbara Seuling<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"width: 120px; height: 240px;\" src=\"http:\/\/rcm-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/e\/cm?t=insofadog-20&amp;o=1&amp;p=8&amp;l=as1&amp;asins=0819309133&amp;ref=tf_til&amp;fc1=000000&amp;IS2=1&amp;lt1=_blank&amp;m=amazon&amp;lc1=0000FF&amp;bc1=FFFFFF&amp;bg1=FFFFFF&amp;npa=1&amp;f=ifr\" height=\"240\" width=\"320\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the origin story of a (fictional) hugely-popular bakery. Back in the Old Country, seven children decide to help their mama by baking bread. Like The Duchess Bakes a Cake, things quickly spiral out of control, but the flavor &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/?p=822\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[313,82,311,769,583,314,40,155,471,312,26,464,203],"class_list":["post-822","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-picture-books","tag-barbara-seuling","tag-bedtime","tag-bembelmans-bakery","tag-caveat","tag-city","tag-diverse-books","tag-food","tag-i-read-this-as-a-kid","tag-immigration","tag-melinda-green","tag-out-of-print","tag-tall-tale","tag-the-duchess-bakes-a-cake"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/822","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=822"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/822\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":836,"href":"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/822\/revisions\/836"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inside-of-a-dog.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}